Before you arrive ...
Instructions From Pepper the Goat
Head of Security, Official Judge of Guest Fashion, and Farm Operations Manager
Bonjour . Pepper here.
Yes, a goat wrote this page.
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Management felt that since I personally supervise all arrivals, it was only fair that I explain how things work around here.
My assistant Cinnamon is also present... but she mostly handles snack supervision!
Let’s begin...
Finding the Farm
Your GPS should bring you to a Red Barn road sign that says 50 on it !
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Simply pull in the long driveway and park in the designated guest parking spots near the fence.
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These parking spots are perfectly placed so Cinnamon and I can clearly see when guests arrive.
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This helps us with two important responsibilities:
• Farm security
• Judging outfits
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If you see two goats watching you park, you are absolutely in the right place!
The Night Sky Situation
Blue Cow Guest Farm is located in a protected dark-sky area.
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This means outdoor lighting is kept very low so the stars can shine properly.
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Yes, it’s county law.
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But also… the sky out here is spectacular.
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***Because the farm gets beautifully dark at night, I, Pepper recommend arriving a little earlier in the day if you can.***
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This way you can get familiar with the property before the stars take over.
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Cinnamon calls this excellent planning...
Evenings at the Farm
Evenings here are peaceful and quiet.
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Perfect for relaxing, enjoying the stars, and slowing down a little.
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Also, our neighbor Nanny Goat lives nearby, and she takes her beauty sleep very seriously.
So we kindly ask everyone to respect quiet hours from:
9:00 PM to 8:00 AM.
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That means soft conversations, peaceful stargazing, and no late-night parties.
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Cinnamon and I fully support this rule and mostly because Nanny Goat can be very grumpy before her morning alfalfa !
A Final Note From Pepper
Before you arrive, there is one last thing I would like to say.
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On behalf of Michelle, Stef, Cinnamon, the chickens, and the entire farm staff, thank you for choosing to stay with us at Blue Cow Guest Farm.
Cinnamon and I take guest supervision very seriously. The chickens mostly hold meetings and discuss chicken matters, but they are also happy you are coming.
As for me, I, Pepper, personally promise that during your stay you will find:
• fresh air
• peaceful evenings
• a sky full of stars
• and at least one goat quietly judging your outfit
Mostly, we hope you feel relaxed, welcomed, and a little bit part of the farm. We’re truly grateful you chose to stay with us.
Pepper approves your visit. Cinnamon is already preparing the snack situation. The chickens are still discussing it!
Welcome to Blue Cow Guest Farm.
P.S. If you hear a goat say “nice outfit”… that’s me.